i think my tv is drunk
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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