So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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