How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
