Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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