it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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