Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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