try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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