U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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