I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
