I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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