Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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