It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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