At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I need a beard to bite.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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