Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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