time to smoke my breakfast
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
we're so committed to being not committed
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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