well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
