Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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