i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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