do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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