Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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