So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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