It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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