If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she looked like the before picture.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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