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(617): View more from Massachusetts

whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.

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(415): View more from California

no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner

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(816): View more from Missouri

You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.

(1-816): View more from Missouri

So we're fucking tonight?

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(314): View more from Missouri

There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.

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(716): View more from New York

Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T

(603): View more from New Hampshire

If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does

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