hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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