these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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