And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
