we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
