This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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