Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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