I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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