I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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