But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
