I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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