you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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