You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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