I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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