R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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