hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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