Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
