My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Randomize
