This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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