Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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