Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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