real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Enjoy the penises
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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