I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I have post one night stand depression
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