So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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