She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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