That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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