Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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